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"Deceiving others, that is what the world calls a romance." - Oscar Wilde


La La La Another Romantic Comedy
By Me :) Chen Wei Heng


Hello Mr Not-so-perfect.
I see you're having problems with Miss Best-in-the world.
Now I know you love her but please don't fret.
Because she loves you too, you know?

Oh so Mister has a charm.
That no one else just happens to see.
He just manages to ring the alarm,
That in Missy it just happens to be.

Blah blah blah they fall in love,
Their hearts just melt into one.
Day sees sunshine from above,
And night turns into whatever they want.

Hold hands, kiss and then make out.
And on to something that teen boys like.
Their lives would make a fairytale proud.
Their love would shine in darkness like dazzling light.

Blah blah blah they have some problems.
And into nasty bouts of argument.
But don't worry, love is the solution.
Let's vote up love for president.

Living life with laughs, in love we trust.
There's nothing which can go wrong.
We've got the money, sex, love and lust.
And we've got the time to write this song.

But no, that's what we want life to be.
Definitely not what it really is.
I want to feel the love in me.
But what I really see is this.

Nothing goes right, she will never love me.
There's no way it can happen between us.
What? Nah, don't ask me.
I'm just repeating what she said in class.

Love isn't everything because life says so.
But love is my everything because I think so.
But in life, who gives a shit about how your day go?
There's nothing but to do the shit that you've been told.

So watch Mr Fucking-lonely live with himself.
Looking over at Miss Holy-shit-perfect and thinking like "damn".
She's beyond beautiful he almost shit himself.
She was his girl but he was not her man.

Really, but there isn't much difference at all.
The girl here stays as perfect as the girl in fairytales.
Except that the guy here got it way worse that's all.
So too bad man, you won't get any love so FAIL.

It's simple, I'll teach you how to make a love story real.
Just mix love, a guy and a girl with the world.
Now just take the love away, and make the guy fail.
Ooh, look what we have here? A perfect romantic fairytale.