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Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it’s an even trade.
Nothing - This means “something”, and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”.
Go Ahead - At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.
Go Ahead (Neutral Expression) - This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.
Soft Sigh - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
That’s Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow”.
Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.
Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome.
Thanks A Lot - This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”. (Via)
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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— Littlemiss
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
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and btw today training finish got this heavy rain, then me, toby, fraser, toon, jz and keejin were like chionging through the rain, damn joke. then got this place outside the school gate like river liddat, walk through the whole foot wet. damn big
anyways tmr is finally a slack day, but i think going out with family, so sorry dudes. next time outing bah haha
btw i leaving on saturday. for 2 fucking weeks. thats damn long. but i think i can go on msn every couple of days or so, so yay
nothing much to post le luh. very sian and emo these days. see ya
Sunday, November 15, 2009
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Life : You get so bored during holidays that you decide to start a column about life on your blog.
Life : Mother shouts at you and slams the door, complaining about how much you're using the com, even though you just used about 2 hours of it and its 10.45 pm on a Sunday night during the holidays.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
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(not mine)
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— Frasier Crane
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Friday, November 13, 2009
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And the best thing about it is,
I won't give a fuck.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
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I only see what you choose to show me.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
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let's commemorate this by saying
Fuck life.
Yay.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
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But I'm not?
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— Pete Wentz
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Monday, November 9, 2009
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— Francis Bacon
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Sunday, November 8, 2009
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First we do it, second we don't,
Third, we stop coming to the phone.
Fourth, we close and lock our doors.
Fifth, we don't talk anymore.
We smile, say hi and say goodbye,
We fly, we fall and then we die.
At first we were flying in the sky,
Now we come crashing down, you and I.
We used to be the on top of the world,
Now the same world feels so cold.
We can't buy love but our love is sold,
But money can't buy love, I was told.
I was so happy then, and so were you,
We were together as one, not two.
But I don't know what things that I do,
And the same thing goes for you too.
We were able to talk about everything, this and that.
And we would text till our batteries went flat.
I luv u, n i like dat :)
We would text till our batteries went flat.
I could look to my left and see you there,
I could look to my right and feel you there.
I could know that you would care.
We would make a perfect pair.
At the start, we were shining like the stars,
Our paradise we fantasise was our class.
We were cruising even though we don't have cars.
We were flying hand in hand to Mars.
Sixth, we try to do it but it won't happen.
And we do this seven times a week.
Eighth, we talk but its by accident.
To me, its heaven, but to you its nothing big.
Nine, we do and then we don't.
We go back to what we were before.
Ten, ten, ten, ten...What? We won't.
Because there's no love anymore.
Copyright (c) Chen Wei Heng
Saturday, November 7, 2009
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nothing interesting these few days, except for training luh, and training damn guailan now eee
saturdays must have 2 consec. trng in a row sia, morning with bernard and afternoon at home u...damn tiring and sian...then i say i very sian then my father hear come guailan me summore -.-
anyways next week most fun.
monday - milo cup
tuesday - sch training
wednesday - milo cup
thursday - sch training
friday - milo cup
saturday - sch training
sunday - milo cup
best.
anyways today training play friendly with njc peeps. and i miss like 3 out of 4 shots from the same place and damn open summore. the only shot i got from there was this floater because i sian of shooting keep miss liaos -.-
lols ion outing is screwed, everyone schedule different, got problems. lets try to work this out
i will end this post with this picture :D mr seow and this tiny bald scout boy who guailan-ed jiajian a year ago at the buona vista mrt haha, ask jiajian for details
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Friday, November 6, 2009
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I made that mistake.
Damn.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
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Tangent lines, once had the chance to meet, then part forever.
Asymptotes, get closer and closer, but never get together.
Parallel lines, were never meant to be together. Yet they have the same gradient.
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If I die, its because of her.
If I cry, its because of her.
And if I lie, its because of her.
And when I fly, its 'cause of her.
Heart-stopping wonder in her smile,
I haven't felt that for a while.
Coldest winter with her back turned.
She lit a fire and my heart got burned.
Should I be sad because she ain't here?
Or should I be happy because she was here.
Should I still smile because I used to?
Or should I stop because I have to.
I felt that I could just run and fly,
Taste this life and happily die,
Listen, trust me, this is true.
It's all because of you.
Tell me, what should I feel now?
When you've been gone for quite a while.
I want to smile because memories remain.
But I want to cry because this makes me insane.
Tear me into two, my heart too.
Because love isn't one, it takes two.
Please, do what you used to do.
So I can feel what it feels with me and you.
I'm torn apart, a broken man.
I've been hurt more than anyone can.
But still, I smile when I see your face.
And I can still feel us when I walk past that place.
Smile, laugh, fall and cry.
Smile, talk, jump and fly.
No one else can make me feel this much.
I can feel everything at your very touch.
So tell me what to feel.
Thanks very much.
P.S. I think this is damn lousy. Couldn't concentrate properly tonight,
Copyright (c) Chen Wei Heng
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
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- Me :D
Monday, November 2, 2009
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
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but all the quotes and songs and lyrics and poems i post here all reflect what's happening in my life right now, so feel free to interpret haha
anyways i should be trying to post things about life soon, when things happen, so do stay tuned
also, i may be starting another blog plainly on photography, entertainment and music and fashion stuff, for leisure. i will keep you guys updated on the new blog.
should be making it soon.
see ya , and dun get bored to death in this period of time haha
Friday, October 30, 2009

