Monday, July 28, 2008

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Du**an High School
Academy of Murder
World Acclaimed Student Slaughter

We offer - Massacre Services (Mass Extermination of Students)
Despair Treatment (Make our students suffer more than others!)
Suicidal Extreme (When we make teenage suicide rates in Singapore go wayyy up!)
Heavy Blows Program (When we give them the good, then take it away from them!)
Shattering Mugs (When too much mugging breaks the mug, and your life spills out!)

And many many more!

Here are some of the comments of our satisfied sadists!

"They gave me TKB the best! But now...they...those BASTARDS! they took TKB AWAY FROM ME! THEY GAVE ME THE G! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!?!??! THE G!!!!!! ARGH F**K!"

Anonymous by preference

"I'm feeling the stress of fu**ed up education in DHS."

Anonymous by preference

"DHS is one of the best schools ever! I'm having so much fun here!"

Anonymous by preference, but deceased due to mass assault upon saying such stupid things.

"School is a very fun place where we can enjoy learning at a gentle pace."

Edited, Chen Wei Heng, Irony Class 101, Language Arts, Year 2, 2008

"Aihs, you see those neighbourhood schools, so song sia!"

Chim Jia Jian


There's too much good comments for us! We can't possibly put it all here! So this is already a good reason to join us!

Send your child here to be screwed up and tortured! Let's all laugh at them while they miserably waste their life and energy dying!

DU**AN HIGH SCHOOL
ACADEMY OF MURDER
WORLD ACCLAIMED STUDENT SLAUGHTER

AWARDS:

MOST MASSIVE STUDENT BLOODSHED (2007,2008)
HIGHEST RATE OF SCHOOL SUCIDES (2003,2004,2006,2007)
MOST STUDENTS IN DEPRESSION (2005,2006,2007)
THE ROYAL MUG BREAKER AWARD(657 B.C., 2006,2007)
THE MICHAEL JACKSON PSYCHO STUDENTS AWARD (2005,2006)
THE QUALITY SLAUGHTER AWARD, SINGAPORE (2000 - 2007)
BEST STUDENT TORTURE ENTERTAINMENT AWARD (2003 - 2006)

THE CAMPUS JAIL OPEN, SINGAPORE - SILVER (2005)
GOLD (2006)
GOLD (2007)

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DIE II - 2ND (2005)
1ST (2006, 2007)

SINGAPORE STUDENT SLAUGHER TOURNAMENT - 1ST (2005 - 2007)

SCHOOL UNIVERSE - 2ND (2006)
(MISS) 1ST (2007)

THE GUINESS 9 DEATHS TOUR - DU**AN HIGH SCHOOL - 1ST (2007)

CAMPUS KILLS SUPERSTAR - DHS - 1ST (2006, 2007)

THE FORMULA 99 , STUDENT KILLS RACE - DHS 1ST (2005, 2007)

THE INTERSCHOOL FRIENDLY STUDENT SUICIDE TOURNAMENT - 1ST (2006, 2007)

AND MANY MORE...

COME JOIN US!

DU**AN HIGH SCHOOL!

>>>!NOW RECRUITING!<<<

I would also like to wish all of you good luck in chionging your tests tmr...mind you don't crack your mugs! Good night.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

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A.A.A.

Anti Academics Association

Let's Live Life! Screw Education!

NOW RECRUITING!!!!!!!


Sub-Clubs include

Anti-Tak Society

Burnin' Extraordinary Sums of Tiredness (B.E.S.T.)

Go Green! Save the Earth! No Exams! Campaign

Stop E-Learning! Save Our Eyesight and Electricity! Campaign (Anti E)

Operation H.Y.D.R.O.G.E.N.

TKBFC


We shall strive for our freedom. Our right to live!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

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Evening all...as you can see...i have changed the skin...
I think this one is quite nice...i like the crossed guns and the 5 aces...and rmb you can change the colour of the skin using the 2 little small skulls at the top right...and the cards look light the black tiger and tally ho decks in the black skull mode...check it out, " quote, mr yeo meng han"...

Life is seriously quite screwed now...considering all the workload...and i agree fully to jiajian's point on dhs being very acadmic minded...but...which school is not academic minded? its only dhs expects a whole lot more from us cuz we are "gifted" students in a top government school...sometimes i regret coming here only to be snarled at by my parents for not being amongst the better in the school...say around the top 25%...thats what happened in pri sch...and i am proud to say i am even top 10% in some years...but this is different...i am sure many of you out there have the same problem...and i hope you can solve that problem by utilizing methods acordingly to your problems...

nothing much happened today...except i managed to hand in maths during recess...woots first time not chionging after sch...and i think science lab lessons are very nice...can talk to jj and gl michelle...lols...

maybe i'm going for fps tmr...i dunno...cuz i wanna sleep...and there's a lot of work to do...and my parents aint helping by scolding me at night when i'm trying to finish my work...seriously...even if i want to...i can't sleep at the usual 10 pm if they want me to finish my work...its impossible...i tend to get distracted easily but i'm trying hard to complete my work...i am tired too and i don't require their nagging to distract me further...

i have more bad news...i dun think i will be submitting my work for the budding writers cuz i dun have enough time to write more poems..my old poems are admittedly not as good as the ones i write now...(thats what i think)...i can't believe that i will actually get started on work on a friday...and i managed to get a start on the maths assignment just now...the questions are quite ok...

if i have to go for the fps...it will be at 7 am...so i'll have to wake up at around 5 plus...dammit...screw academics...does life ever matter at all?

"SCHOOL is a VERY FUN PLACE where can can acquire more knowledge."

quoted from YL, XW, JY and me...today in LA class...i feel the satisfaction from the expression of my irony and sarcasm...

Here's a shot lil rhyme verse i wrote out of boredom...it is the preview sneak peak of what-i-think-supposedly-yo-don't-have-to-agree-to-and-i-am-not-haolianing masterpiece...this is the preview of Quarantine...

The Clinking of the Chains

Marble floors,
Polished doors,
Painted walls.

My mansion,
My prison.

Prisoner of war in my own country,
Prisoner of restrictions in my own house,
Prisoner of chains and bars in my own prison,
Prisoner of pain and despair in my own mind.

I'll rustle the chains in a vain attempt,
To escape this nightmare prison camp.
The cell door closes, and locks.
So do my mind.

probably you can guess its topic already...

Its getting late...for me that is...not for you...so i'll say goodnight here...

Saturday, July 12, 2008

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hey all...i will be posting less and less as time progresses...as it has come again...

Quarantine is a part of every year...it usually occurs halfway through term 3 or at the start of term 4...the best "quarantine" was in p1, when i was banned from tv 1 week before exams...and the worst so far was p6...when i was banned the moment june hols ended...all the way until the psle was over...

this year...it has started now...with the first restrictions of no gaming...all the games in my com are deleted forcibly and I was forced to pain myself by clicking the uninstall button...

quarantine is pain...it involves the slow shutdown of all my priveledges one by one...usually it comes out like this...according to chronological order

1st rule - No Xbox, PSP, Gameboy...those major gaming equipment are only available during holidays...with the exception of the september holidays...

2nd rule - No gaming on weekdays..weekends only...this is normally a routine which happens every day of the school term...

3rd rule - reduction of gaming time

4th rule - deletion of games...usually occurs at the start of every quarantine period...

5th rule - more workload, occurs through entire quarantine

6th rule - no com...usually occurs a week or two before the exams...

7th rule - no tv...occurs a week before exams

8th rule - (plausible) no more memory card with all my music during the week of exam

9th rule - (plausible) i will be taken home after sch immediately...a week before or during exams...

10th rule - extreme isolation - during the week of exam...nothing but study...

besides the cycle above...theres a big chance that my laptop will be shifted to the living room table so they can ensure i'm doing right stuff and not slacking...

I am not going to complain about this...this is just an explanation to why i will not be posting much anymore and my much induced emo-ness during this period...but however..the worst has not come yet...so i have a couple of weeks of slight fun...

I believe under these circumstances...i can do well...yes and i shall...its my chance to get outta this once and for all..this is merely part of the price to pay...

I am prepared. I am ready. I can survive this.

and just for fun...i will be listing the duration of my quarantine from pri 1 to now...

Pri 1 - 1 week
Pri 2 - 1 week
Pri 3 - 2 weeks
Pri 4 - 4 weeks
Pri 5 - 4 weeks
Pri 6 - 3+ months
Sec 1 - 4 weeks
Sec 2 - 3 months

I hope you all are enjoying your last moments of fun before your quarantine. Even though some of your's may come later or some may not even have quarantine at all, I wish you all the best in surviving your's if you have and able to get good grades for them to see if you are ready to sacrifice your happy times for good grades. To all who are like me: Trust yourself that you are gonna live through it. Yes you can. Once you work hard for them and its all over, you will be happier. And I would also like to wish those who don't have quarantine good luck. Yes, good luck in screwing yourself. Dammit.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

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hey all...now watching wimbledon finals...rafael nadal seems to be owning roger federer...and by the way...check out the time...have funs ~ =D

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

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see the time...=D i'm living the life...wo0ts ~

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

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this will be a short post...had idmi meeting in the morning...was late by 2 hours...cuz unfortunately some ppl do not understand the sad meaning of my life and decided to notify me of the meeting at 10.30 pm...leading to a disastrous chain of events involving a couple of aching legs, minutes of scolding endurance and much chionging...

i shall take this chance to tell ppl who do not know...I AM FORCED TO SLEEP AT 10 PM...UNLESS ITS A DAY WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LET ME STAY TO DO WORK, BUT NEVERTHELESS, MY PHONE WILL BE TAKEN AWAY FOR THE NIGHT TO PREVENT MESSAGING MY FRIENDS WHEN I AM SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP...AND THE PHONE WILL ONLY BE RELEASED TO ME WHEN I RISE IN THE MORNING.THEREFORE, I AM VERY SORRY TO ALL MY GROUP MEMBERS FOR TURNING UP LATE ALL BECAUSE OHH..THIS BASTARD SLEEPS SO EARLY...WOO...THIS ASSHOLE IS A MAMA'S BOY...(NO OFFENCE AND NOT DIRECTED TO ANYONE), SO PLEASE, I BEG ALL OF YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE SAD MISERABLE BASTARD LIKE ME HAS TO SLEEP BY 10, EVEN THOUGH INSOMNIA TAKES OVER AND I CAN DO NOTHING BUT STARE AT THE CEILING...MY PHONE IS NOT WITH ME! SO I WOULD LIKE ALL OUT THERE WHO IS KIND ENOUGH TO TELL ME IMPORTANT THINGS BETWEEN 6AM AND 10PM...I HAVE NO WAY TO TALK MY MOTHER OVER THIS...NO WAY...I HAVE ALREADY ARGUED WITH MY MOM OVER THIS ISSUE MANY TIMES AND THE MOST RECENT DEBATE WAS A FEW MINUTES AGO...I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST ELAINE TO HURRY UP WITH THE POWERPOINT SO I CAN AVOID A PAINFUL SCOLDING LATER IN THE NIGHT. THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU ALL.

ALSO SORRY TO ALL FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE...BUT MY LIFE IS NOT AS FREE AS YOURS...SO MIND YOU BE CONSIDERATE TO UNFORTUNATE PPL LIKE ME.

THANK YOU ALL AGAIN.

ah lets continue...hmm...gave out surveys from 11plus to 1plus...and me and toon finished most fast...so slacked at plaza sing...oh wait...here comes the caps again...

ANOTHER REQUEST TO ALL, PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF RETARD WHEN I GET THE CHANCE TO GO TO AN OUTING IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES. CUZ ITS REALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND IF I MANAGE TO GET OUT EVEN FOR A FEW MINUTES I WILL BE OVERJOYED TO THE EXTEND I MAY SEEM LIKE AN ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT. CUZ GOING OUT IS AN AMAZING FEAT WHICH COMES TO ME ONLY VERY SELDOMLY...GOING OUT MAY MEAN NOTHING TO YOU BUT IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME...IT PROVES THAT I AM AT LEAST A HUMAN AND CAN LIVE LIFE!

hmm i guess thats about it for the plaza sing...slacked around and looked in some game stores...ooh wait...

ALRIGHT...THIS MAY BE GETTING BORING BUT I AM STILL EMPHASISING POINTS...MIND YOU DO NOT LAUGH AT ME IF I DO NOT DARE TO STEP INTO COMICS CONNECTION OR GAMING WORLD SOMETIMES IF SOMETHING BAD JUST HAPPENED RECENTLY... I HAVE THIS UNFORTUNATE EVENT OF MY MOTHER HAPPENING TO BE IN TM AND I WAS SNEAKING OUTTA SCHOOL TO LOOK INTO GAMING WORLD...THE SAME THING HAPPENED AT THE SHOPPING CENTER NEAR MY HOUSE WHEN I DECIDED TO LOOK INTO COMICS CONNECTION WHEN I WAS PASSING... IT WAS PAINFUL..REAL PAINFUL WHEN MY MOTHER SAW ME IN THE SHOPS...EVEN WHEN I AM GOING OUT WITH THEM...ONCE I GOT A PUBLIC SCOLDING WHEN I WAS LOOKING IN GAMING WORLD WHEN I WAS WAITING FOR MY MOTHER TO COME BACK FROM THE TOILET..MY DAD SCOLDED ME AND PULLED ME AWAY FROM THE STORE AND MY MOTHER PROCEEDED TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY...IN PUBLIC! SO THANK YOU ALL FOR UNDERSTANDING WHY I DON'T GO INTO COMICS CONNECTION SOMETIMES...

alright...hmm...thats about it really... and went to kfc for lunch...oh another one!

EH ALL...THIS IS GETTING FUNNY...BUT PLEASE DON'T MIND IF I DO NOT COME WITH YOU PPL TO THOSE JONATHAN RESTAURANTS OR THOSE F-ING RICH AND EXPENSIVE PLACES TO EAT CUZ I'VE GOT OBLIGATIONS...LOL...

ok after that go training...then come home wait for ah cai and chiong script now...good night and good luck to all...