Monday, July 28, 2008

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Du**an High School
Academy of Murder
World Acclaimed Student Slaughter

We offer - Massacre Services (Mass Extermination of Students)
Despair Treatment (Make our students suffer more than others!)
Suicidal Extreme (When we make teenage suicide rates in Singapore go wayyy up!)
Heavy Blows Program (When we give them the good, then take it away from them!)
Shattering Mugs (When too much mugging breaks the mug, and your life spills out!)

And many many more!

Here are some of the comments of our satisfied sadists!

"They gave me TKB the best! But now...they...those BASTARDS! they took TKB AWAY FROM ME! THEY GAVE ME THE G! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!?!??! THE G!!!!!! ARGH F**K!"

Anonymous by preference

"I'm feeling the stress of fu**ed up education in DHS."

Anonymous by preference

"DHS is one of the best schools ever! I'm having so much fun here!"

Anonymous by preference, but deceased due to mass assault upon saying such stupid things.

"School is a very fun place where we can enjoy learning at a gentle pace."

Edited, Chen Wei Heng, Irony Class 101, Language Arts, Year 2, 2008

"Aihs, you see those neighbourhood schools, so song sia!"

Chim Jia Jian


There's too much good comments for us! We can't possibly put it all here! So this is already a good reason to join us!

Send your child here to be screwed up and tortured! Let's all laugh at them while they miserably waste their life and energy dying!

DU**AN HIGH SCHOOL
ACADEMY OF MURDER
WORLD ACCLAIMED STUDENT SLAUGHTER

AWARDS:

MOST MASSIVE STUDENT BLOODSHED (2007,2008)
HIGHEST RATE OF SCHOOL SUCIDES (2003,2004,2006,2007)
MOST STUDENTS IN DEPRESSION (2005,2006,2007)
THE ROYAL MUG BREAKER AWARD(657 B.C., 2006,2007)
THE MICHAEL JACKSON PSYCHO STUDENTS AWARD (2005,2006)
THE QUALITY SLAUGHTER AWARD, SINGAPORE (2000 - 2007)
BEST STUDENT TORTURE ENTERTAINMENT AWARD (2003 - 2006)

THE CAMPUS JAIL OPEN, SINGAPORE - SILVER (2005)
GOLD (2006)
GOLD (2007)

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DIE II - 2ND (2005)
1ST (2006, 2007)

SINGAPORE STUDENT SLAUGHER TOURNAMENT - 1ST (2005 - 2007)

SCHOOL UNIVERSE - 2ND (2006)
(MISS) 1ST (2007)

THE GUINESS 9 DEATHS TOUR - DU**AN HIGH SCHOOL - 1ST (2007)

CAMPUS KILLS SUPERSTAR - DHS - 1ST (2006, 2007)

THE FORMULA 99 , STUDENT KILLS RACE - DHS 1ST (2005, 2007)

THE INTERSCHOOL FRIENDLY STUDENT SUICIDE TOURNAMENT - 1ST (2006, 2007)

AND MANY MORE...

COME JOIN US!

DU**AN HIGH SCHOOL!

>>>!NOW RECRUITING!<<<

I would also like to wish all of you good luck in chionging your tests tmr...mind you don't crack your mugs! Good night.

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