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Evening...they are out! its excellent...some china merchants had come over for investments so they are engrossed in making some commision outta it...so they are out !! yeah !

like i mentioned...i will be putting the contents of my so called book, on this blog every few days or so...and i will release it bit by bit...a word/phrase a day, a theory a day, and a solution to a problem a day...and probably a quote a day too...

so first on...

The Chainball's Dictionary, extract

"Its been a long while since I went to an outing."
Classification : Dialouge
Comparison : Happy - Sadist

Happy Meaning : Since happy people go out so very often, their "long while" may mean just a week.

Sadist Meaning : Since sadist people hardly ever got to go out, and are simply not allowed so, they tend to oftenly say it, but the "long while" within it may most probably mean at least half a year or so.


Theories of the Caged , extract
Theory : Even though a sad person did not win the lottery, his parents did, but he celebrated just like them.
Why? : Traditionally, a sad person's characteristics do not show parents ever sharing their profits with their children, but it happens, but extremely rarely. But winning the lottery is supposed to make people happy, and if the parents' moods are to his favour, his life will take a definite upturn and its always a good thing to have a chance to enjoy yourself, even for sad people as they do not have much chances at all.

Example : "Today, I'm eating teriyaki chicken don because my parents won the lottery!"


Guide to Surviving the Extremes, introduction

When solving your sadist problems, or possibly other types of problems, it is reccomended you use this 7 step method to solve it efficiently and effectively, but the success of the solution ultimately depends on the user him/herself.

Step I - Background Research

Background research is the fundamental part of any solution. It is advised that you keep a record of possible times when problems could happen, and when times are the bst for you to take action for a bit of freedom. Records of successful and failed solutions are also advisable to be kept as it gives the user a rough guide to what kind of solution he/she should use.

Step II - Identify

Identifying the problem is the basic part of any problem solving. You can't solve a problem if you don't know what it is.

Step III - Find Links

Finding links to the problem makes solving it much easier. You can find out what led to the problem, or what the problem could lead to if it goes unsolved. It gives a sense of urgency to the user and also provides much more information on how the problem could be solved.

Step IV - Check

Checking is very important. You check your available resources and tools to solve the problem, and check that your movements are not being monitored except by your most trusted. If any information leak through, you are done for. You need to check on everything you have which can help in solving the problem so as to make it easier.

Step V - Plan

This is the critical part of the problem solving. Plan out your details to solve the problem, if its long term or short term or blast. Put in all your knowledge and background research and available tools and select the best way and methods to solve the problem. This is a part which experience is very important, so don't sulk if you fail in the earlier tries, experience will be gained. (more details on planning to be released soon...)

Step VI - Execute

Follow according to plan and do what it says. If things do not go as expected, try to change it slightly and make it up as you go. Also, this requires experience, so do not feel discouraged if you fail in the first few tries. (more details on executing to be released soon...)

Step VII - Analyse and Record

If the plan goes correctly, record it down, to remember what you did right and what can be improved to make future similar problems so much easier to solve. If it failed, ask yourself questions about how and why it failed and find out problems to it and solve it again, so as to ensure you do not make similar mistakes again. And the analysis and records goes into your background research and the chain starts all over again.


Thats about it for today, and more to come in the next posts...so stay tuned...comments and suggestions are welcomed in the tagboard...