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How To Talk To Someone In A Million Easy Steps
By Me :)




Hello, so you wanna learn how to talk.

To be smooth with your words and put style in your walk.

You wanna always say the things they wanna hear.

And put nothing but solid gold in their ears.

You want them to love you for the stuff you say.

And make their hearts become the games you play.

You wanna be the coolest person in school?

Well, here is what you gotta do.


First, you gotta look and be sure what you wanna say.

Then you have to find the lucky person of the day.

Then you think, think what would make her smile?

Something that could keep you in her mind for a while.

The words almost slip out when you come face to face.

Now, now, now, its a bad mistake, you big disgrace!

Never, never say what you really want to mean.

Because she will never take it like what it seems.

Because only YOU think thats what she wants to hear.

No matter what you do, you can't make sure.

Never does anybody know what everybody wants.

We try to make them happy but we simply can't.

Because when we're trying to talk, we're always playing this game.

We reach level 100 but things remain the same.

The first words that come out of our mouths are what we really meant.

Those that come after that are way below 100 percent.

But hey! That's not the point. You are here to learn.

To be that ladies man, that smooth talking person.

So quickly now, let's get along with our lesson.

Only a million steps, that's what you gotta learn.

It's simple to remember them because they're all the same.

But once you learn to get those right, you will earn your fame.

It's just a simple thought process repeated over again.

Please don't worry, soon enough, you will get used to the pain.

Now before those words roll off your toungue, let this in your head.

Think, think, think again. Before the things you say.

Now, think, think, think again, what if I said this?

Will she be surprised? Unhappy? Or downright screwed up pissed?

Now think, think, think again, what if I said that?

Is that what she wants to hear? Or will that make her sad?

Now think, think, think again. Repeat this a million times.

Craft your sentence and polish your mouth and your words must be refined.

Think through a million possibilities, of what could happen if,

You said a wrong thing, or looked the wrong way, trust me it makes a diff.

Maybe she won't talk to you anymore. Or they'll shun you away.

Your whole life can be destroyed just because of one thing that you said.

So caps lock, subliminal messaging, haha, LOL, smiley face.

But then you realise that your most pressed button is actually "backspace".

So stutter, look away, "erms" and "ahs", juggle your words again.

You must always remember to be careful what you say.

So one moment she's typing, the next she's not, and the same goes for him.

There's no such thing as a perfect conversation, it just exists in dreams.

Learn to speak carefully, my friend. She may not take it as you think.

Something small you said might ruin your life, and make her see you like a fiend.

So before you say something to try to make her smile the smile of your dreams.

Think, think, think again. Never say what you really mean.