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Things to do to annoy teachers and classmates:

-Mock everything they say
-After every thing you say, end with “over”, pretending to be a soldier
-Spill a drink on someones lap and just start pointing and laughing
-If a classmate sneezes, tell them to stop or shut up
-Wear the same hairstyle and clothes as your teacher
-Mispronounce everyone’s name
-Rearrange the desks everyday
-Talk like a sports announcer
-Take batteries out of everything in the room
-In the winter, open the windows and complain about it being too warm
-Everyday before class draw wild pictures on the chalkboard and put “save” all around it
-Where the date goes on your paper, always put your birth date
-Record videos of the teacher during a lesson, if questioned, claim you are a visual learner
-Start a slow clap
-Turn the class into a game show
-Annoy the teacher by asking when their birthday is… every day
-Have each student in a row ask to use the bathroom
-Hum the jeopardy theme all class
-Annoy your classmates by bragging about any high test score you get
-Accuse the furthest peer in the classroom of sexual harassment
-Have classmates ask the same question three times in a row
-Scare everyone of a spider then claim its a false alarm
-Whisper “fire”
-Turn in homework for opposite classes
-Everyone drop a pencil at the same time
-Rattle your keys
-Ask if class is almost over, early in the period
-Blow your nose obnoxiously, all throughout the class
-Tell secrets to everyone in the class except for one person
-Pass dirty notes around and point and laugh at the student that gets caught
-Claim that homework is against your religion and threaten a lawsuit if they mark it against you
-Ask permission for a mental health day in class everyday
-Apply make-up/ fix your hair all throughout class
-Criticize your teachers wardrobe
-Argue that the date is wrong
-Think out loud
-Call everyone the wrong name, including the teacher
-Call teacher by their first name
-When your teacher walks in, sigh and say you wish there was a substitute
-Flash/ moon the class when the teacher isn’t looking
-Do the wave
-Do a dance behind the teacher’s back
-Do not sit down
-For 30 seconds, pretend you are an Olympic swimmer under water in the middle of a race.

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